ok, at the show last night (boston): "I really love this city, and this isn't just regional banter..." "Working on the premis that this is not just regional banter, i'm gonna tell you a story. you know, a lot of people that come here say stuff like 'well....i was walking down...(looks at fake list or paper and pretends to read) newbury street' but we really were this afternoon. and let me tell you something. there is something about it that makes me think i could just roll out a cot or something and take a nap anywhere on that street, and people would just go "watch out, sleeping dude" and walk around me." loose quote, i'll repost when i download the show. what an amazing night :D

Anyone that was in Nashville on 09-26-05 might remember this..... After "Daughters": "You sound beautiful!! But we're in Nashville, half of you already have record deals." Right before "I Got A Woman" "Here's the part of the night where we all get do-own! (John says while dancing a little jig) And ladies and gentlemen...Spanky's back!" That was my favorite part of the whole night. :)

Right before "I Got A Woman" "Here's the part of the night where we all get do-own! (John says while dancing a little jig) And ladies and gentlemen...Spanky's back!" Haha. I so pictured John dancing the jig in my head while reading this!

John on his plans right after he finished his non-stop touring(2004)--- "Sleep, it's what's for breakfast" *LOL* Just makes you want to put on a silly face and walk up to some random person and say it!!

This by far is the best rant i have ever heard from john, i listen to it while typing what he said so for the most part this is what he said some stuff isn't there but these are my favorite sections..) For me this is the sound, after so many years of certain sounds, it just sounds really refreshing to me, I just wanna love, I just wanna clear my head, clearrrrr my head out ya know see all I am saying about blues music is that its not feeling sorry for itself cause underneath it its going to be alright. No matter how bad it gets. That sound is so bad ass that you know its going to be alright. And sometimes sometimes when if its messed up or somebody did you wrong you don’t wanna have to crumble or walk around and feel like its hopeless. You wanna walk around like MOTHER FUCKER THIS IS ME!!! If you tell me there is a shorten of things to feel crappy about I wanna come to your island and hang with you They make pills for that shit, not music, that why they make the little pocket in your jeans, that’s what the jeans pocket are for, NOT FOR KEYS FOR PILLS!! IT’S A PILL POCKET! The damn manufacture of America are trying to DOPE US UP! :lol: Its from the ain't gonna give up on love song, not to meantion that is one his best songs that he sings too, but that quote i had TEARS in my eyes tha was how hard i was laughting. YET he makes perfectly sense. That's why its so funny, he make sound crazy, but its true. *nods* you have to listen to its soo good..lol

"I'm still trying to get comfortable with this bass player thing" "If it's not right, I'm gonna shit" :lol:

listening to a new old concert i got yesterday.. girls in audience: "john, you're a sexy bitch!!" john: i'm always embarrassed by my mom's friends... it's rather uncouth, don't you think?

Ha... I used a bunch of these in an essay I wrote for english class, regarding art, artists, an artist's craft and how art is a reflection of the model as well as the artist. My english teacher is going to laugh at me.

Here's a short and sweet john quote: "Love is a hot shower where your skin never prunes" #kelly#

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"I love coconut, because when you think you're done eating coconut, 25 minutes later, a little piece of coconut comes out of the back of your mouth, and then you say, "Hey! It's more coconut!" I think any food with that kind of determination needs a little respect" This is one of my favorite quotes of JM!.. it's so funny and so recognizeable."(oké i'm sorry if i'd misspelled that word Or any word in this message)

haha my furrend all day i was iming her john quotes .. look at the message she left moi on myspace "Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I've got a few missing. It's ok though, because I've got some more vibrant colors like periwinkle at my disposal. I have a bit of a problem though in that I can only meet the 8-color boxes. Does anyone else have that problem? I mean there are so many different colors of life, of feeling, of articulation.. so when I meet someone who's an 8-color type.. I'm like, "hey girl, magenta!" and she's like, "oh, you mean purple!" and she goes off on her purple thing, and I'm like, "no - I want magenta!"" GASP!! i think u got me hooked on jm quotes...damn you! haha u prolly already read these cuz ur a freak like that (jp) but i really liked these...so u get to read them again! woot woot I Like this quote I dislike this quote"High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless." lol i love getting furrends hooked on the johnness