From John Mayer has a TV Show
"Backstage after my performance at the Viper room. In walks, 16 of the hottest groupies that I have ever seen before, wearin' nothing but kimonos and body glitter. I mean were doin' zippers and zoomers, jalepeno poppers you name it. Suddenly one of the twins stars yelling at me, "Oh my God, your eyes are bleeding." So they rush me to the hospital, where I was legally dead for 17 minutes. Finally they shock me back to life, I say, "Thanks, doc, I've got a few ladies to entertain..." So eleven orgasms later, two and a half of them mine, the next thing I know I'm on fire, running through the Château Marmont. It didn't, happen, but man, that would have been a wild night."
cali_babe2- 02-16-2006
From John Mayer has a TV Show
"Backstage after my performance at the Viper room. In walks, 16 of the hottest groupies that I have ever seen before, wearin' nothing but kimonos and body glitter. I mean were doin' zippers and zoomers, jalepeno poppers you name it. Suddenly one of the twins stars yelling at me, "Oh my God, your eyes are bleeding." So they rush me to the hospital, where I was legally dead for 17 minutes. Finally they shock me back to life, I say, "Thanks, doc, I've got a few ladies to entertain..." So eleven orgasms later, two and a half of them mine, the next thing I know I'm on fire, running through the Château Marmont. It didn't, happen, but man, that would have been a wild night."
I love that quote, thanks for posting it. I drove by the Chatuea Marmont the other night and had to giggle.
Tracing Luna- 02-17-2006
My mom almost fell off the couch the first time she heard that one--a definite chuckler.
mo- 02-17-2006
From John Mayer has a TV Show
"Backstage after my performance at the Viper room. In walks, 16 of the hottest groupies that I have ever seen before, wearin' nothing but kimonos and body glitter. I mean were doin' zippers and zoomers, jalepeno poppers you name it. Suddenly one of the twins stars yelling at me, "Oh my God, your eyes are bleeding." So they rush me to the hospital, where I was legally dead for 17 minutes. Finally they shock me back to life, I say, "Thanks, doc, I've got a few ladies to entertain..." So eleven orgasms later, two and a half of them mine, the next thing I know I'm on fire, running through the Château Marmont. It didn't, happen, but man, that would have been a wild night."
I was wondering if I was gonna see that one on here. Matinee-Idol didn't fail me....
anniexo- 06-25-2006
some cute ones from some of his shows
"So while I was waitin' in the back during the opening act, I was readin' some magazines and I did a couple of quizzes, and the results are in. First off, you'll all be glad to know that I am NOT a jealous girlfriend. And second, I am in fact a strong independent black woman."
"It's like when your dad drives you to the bowling alley. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. Does anyone know what I mean?"
:-) :-) :-)
Joan- 08-15-2006
some cute ones from some of his shows
"So while I was waitin' in the back during the opening act, I was readin' some magazines and I did a couple of quizzes, and the results are in. First off, you'll all be glad to know that I am NOT a jealous girlfriend. And second, I am in fact a strong independent black woman."
:-) :-) :-)
this one is great =))
I like this:
"I'm in Seventeen magazine this week, that surprised me. I'm 24 damn years old, isn't that, like, illegal in 50 states?"
:P
Kiya- 08-16-2006
after singing lover, you should have come over"its real easy you dont push old ladies down the street you dont cover jeff buckley"
hehe :D
I dont think thats the EXACT quote, but it'll do
anniexo- 01-09-2007
i dont know if anyone has posted this before,
but i LOVE it. =>
its so so true.
“Even if you think the flame has died, there's at least one lyric that'll hit that last hot spot, and then you'll find yourself as fucked as you were the day you lied and said you never wanted to see them again.”
BiggerThanMyBody- 01-09-2007
“Even if you think the flame has died, there's at least one lyric that'll hit that last hot spot, and then you'll find yourself as fucked as you were the day you lied and said you never wanted to see them again.”
Now THAT is a good one.
Where did he say that?
Home Wife- 01-09-2007
“Even if you think the flame has died, there's at least one lyric that'll hit that last hot spot, and then you'll find yourself as fucked as you were the day you lied and said you never wanted to see them again.”
Now THAT is a good one.
Where did he say that?
That's from one of the Esquire columns he wrote, I'm pretty sure.
Home Wife- 01-10-2007
Yep, it was Esquire August 2004...the one about Teitur's Poetry and Aeroplanes. I looked it up at RFT :-)
BiggerThanMyBody- 01-10-2007
mm must have forgotten that one lol
mayermaniac- 01-25-2007
About what John isn't looking forward to upon leaving his 20's behind....
"There are lots of very invasive tests that doctors like to administer to men in their thirties. These tests usually result in a ride home with the radio off and very little blinking."
LMFAO.
:lol: :lol:
The newest blog, if you're looking for the whole thing.....
_rockthisworld_- 01-25-2007
"There are lots of very invasive tests that doctors like to administer to men in their thirties. These tests usually result in a ride home with the radio off and very little blinking."
i love the way he describes things.
mayermaniac- 01-26-2007
Me as well! He just seems to hit the nail on the head everytime.
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